Me: Every time I try to click on something, all these choices come up onto the screen. It's really frustrating when I don't want to cut or paste or copy... all I want to do is scroll down.
Kyle: I don't have that problem.
Me: Well I don't know how to fix it, but I can't keep using it this way.
Kyle (watching me attempt to click on a link): Um... you're clicking on the right side of the mouse pad.